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: 30/07/2008

: About woman....    2008-08-13, 2:48 am








If you praise her, she thinks you are lying


Rolling Eyes




If you don't, you are good for nothing








If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp rendeer







If you don't, you are not understanding






If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring rabbit






If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing







If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy







If you don't, you are a dull boy :evil:






If you are jealous, she says it's bad



If you don't, she thinks you do not love her







If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait cyclops


: !




If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"


: !



If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics







If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction







If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting


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If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring


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If you talk, she wants you to listen







If you listen, she wants you to talk


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In short:







So simple, yet so complex






So weak, yet so powerful


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So confusing, yet so desirable







can't live with them..






can't live without them ...



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